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  3. 洋教师说：“这文章写得当然好，而且绝妙无比，你们听——”他拿起作文念起来，“我们学校最美的地方，不是教室，不是操场，也不是校门口那个带喷水的小花坛，而是

洋教师说：“这文章写得当然好，而且绝妙无比，你们听——”他拿起作文念起来，“我们学校最美的地方，不是教室，不是操场，也不是校门口那个带喷水的小花坛，而是

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问题     洋教师说：“这文章写得当然好，而且绝妙无比，你们听——”他拿起作文念起来，“我们学校最美的地方，不是教室，不是操场，也不是校门口那个带喷水的小花坛，而是食堂。瞧，玻璃干净得几乎叫你看不到它的存在——”洋教师念到这儿，眼睛调皮地一亮，眉毛一挑，“听听，多么幽默!”
    幽默?怎么会是幽默?大家还没弄明白。
    洋教师接着念道：“如果你不小心在学校食堂跌了一跤，你会惊奇地发现你并没有跌跤，因为你身上半点尘土也没留下；如果你长期在学校食堂里工作，恐怕你会把苍蝇是什么样子都忘了……”洋教师又停住，舌头“得”地弹一声，做一个怪脸说，“听呀，还要多幽默，我简直笑得念不下去了。”
    学生们忽然明白了什么。
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答案     He picked up the composition and began to read. "The most beautiful spot on campus is not the classroom-building, nor the sports-ground, nor the lawn with the fountain at the gate; the most beautiful spot on campus is our cafeteria. Look! The window-panes are so clean that you scarcely notice there is glass in them. .. " He paused, his eyes flashing with a glint of wits and his brows shooting upward. "Listen! Isn’t it humorous?"
    Humorous? But what was humorous about it? The students were puzzled.
    "If you were not careful enough," he continued, "and had a fall on the floor, you would be amazed to find that you had not fallen at all because you did not get a single particle of dust on your clothes. If you had been working in the cafeteria long enough, you would have forgotten what a fly looks like... "
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