[originaltext]W: Wow, Kevin, you look amazing! What a nice suit! Is it new?M:

W: Wow, Kevin, you look amazing! What a nice suit! Is it new?
M: That’s right, Christine. It was a big sacrifice on my part because it cost $1000, but I was willing to do it for you because I know you want your boyfriend to look good.
W: Hmm, so you did something nice for me by spending $1000 on yourself? That’s an interesting way of looking at it. But never mind. Let’s go out for our dinner date.
M: Wait a minute! Before we go out you should open your presents. Something tells me you’re going to want to wear them to the restaurant.
W: Alright! Um…Kevin, what size do you think I wear?
M: Well, you know, I wasn’t sure, so I just kind of guessed. I didn’t worry about getting the size exactly right because you look so great in everything.
W: Well, do you think I’m really fat? This shirt is extra-extra-extra large. This shirt would never fit me.
M: Yeah, but that’s why it was such a steal (非常便宜)! They couldn’t find anybody to buy it, so they had to lower the price to $8. But don’t worry. I think baggy (肥大的) clothing is really popular right now.
W: I don’t think I would call this clothing. This looks like a sail for a sailboat (小帆船).
M: Oh, come on, Christine! You don’t like it?
W: Alright, Kevin. Thank you for such a lovely shirt, but… Hey, it looks like you got me some really nice pants! Wow, are these Prada? Thanks!
M: No problem. You know I spare no expense when I’m buying you things. Right? Christine?
W: Oh, you’re the best boyfriend. Wait a minute. One leg of these pants is longer than the other. Kevin, did you get me a pair of defective (有缺陷的，有问题的) pants for my birthday?
M: Well, you don’t think I could afford a real pair of designer pants, do you? A regular pair of designer pants would have put me back like $100. These pants cost only $11.
W: Alright, Kevin. There had better be something really good at the bottom of this box. Otherwise you’re going to be single in about 30 seconds.
M: Don’t worry. Take a look.
W: Hmm. Oh, wow! This is such a cute hat. It totally makes up for all your other bad presents. Wait! There’s a hole in it!
M: But it’s just a little hole! It was so cheap because somebody returned it and I thought…
W: You got me a used hat? Well, Kevin, I hope you really like that suit, because you’re going to need it to find a new girlfriend!
1. What does the woman think about the man’s new suit?
2. What is the relationship between the two speakers?
3. What does the woman say about the shirt?
4. What do we know about the pants?
5. What will the woman probably do at the end of the conversation?