[originaltext]M: Excuse me, madam. Can I take a look in your bag?W: What? How

M: Excuse me, madam. Can I take a look in your bag?
W: What? How dare you! No, go away. Don’t stand in my way.
M: I’m afraid I have to insist, madam.
W: Just who gave you the right to look into a person’s bag? I’ll call a policeman if you don’t go away right now.
M: You can’t do that right now because I am the policeman. And I am sure that there’s something in the bag that does not belong to you.
W: What do you mean not belonging to me?
M: Well, just things you haven’t paid for.
W: Are you talking about stolen goods? That’s very humiliating! Do you know whom you are talking with? I’m a good citizen and an honest lady.
M: Well, if a citizen is honest and good they won’t mind. So may I look in your bag, madam?
W: What if there is nothing that doesn’t belong to me?
M: You can go straight away and I’ll apologize for the inconvenience.
W: Very well. Here you are.
M: Thank you. And ten men’s watches, twenty lip sticks?
W: I like to put on different lip sticks together...