Who was Phil? [originaltext] My friend Paul told me an old joke about a trave

My friend Paul told me an old joke about a traveling salesman the other day. The man’s name was Phil and he used to drink a lot after work. Phil had gone to a strange town one day and had spent the evening in a small restaurant. He’d drunk quite a lot and had just come out of the restaurant when he saw another man in the middle of the road. The other man had been in the restaurant, too, and had drunk even more than Phil had. He’d obviously seen something strange in the sky because he was pointing up. "Excuse me," the man asked Phil, "Is that the sun or the moon?" Phil looked at it for a second and then said, "I’m afraid I can’t help you. I’m a stranger here myself."