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Woman: I didn’t read this morning’s paper or yesterday’s, either. I didn’t have time to get to the newsstand to buy one.
Man: You should have it delivered. Then it would be waiting for you in your office every morning, and you would always be on top of the news.
Woman: Well, it would be in my office every morning, but I still wouldn’t have time to read it.
Man: Well, let me tell you about the story I read on today’s front page. I think you’ll find it quite interesting.