What is the man looking for? [originaltext]Woman Come on! Aren’t you ready to go

Woman Come on! Aren’t you ready to go yet? I’ve already got my raincoat on, and I’m standing by the door. Let’s go already.
Man I can’t find my boots and umbrella. Can’t you take a minute to help me look for them? I really don’t want to go out on a day like this without them. You know how easily I get sick.
Woman Come on. You’ve got a raincoat. That’ll keep you dry. We’re going to miss the bus if you don’t hurry.
Man Relax. We’ve got plenty of time. The bus won’t leave for another 15 minutes, and I’m not leaving the house without an umbrella.