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A: It’s a vicious circle, really. It takes me the best part of an hour to get here in the morning, so I honestly never have time for breakfast.
B: But you should always have something. According to nutrition experts, it’s the most important meal of the day.
A: That’s a load of rubbish, if you ask me. It’s all very well for them. They’ve probably got time for it. I haven’t. Anyway, when I get to work, I’m plunged into the usual stressful day, and my hunger just sort of evaporates.
B: Yes. I only live around the corner, but I often skip breakfast myself, but I suppose you could always make up for it at the lunch time.
A: I should, but more often than not I just grab a cup of coffee and a few biscuits, or a sandwich.
B: There’s nothing wrong with that. That’s all I ever have when I’m busy.
A: Fine, but what happens as the day wears on is that the less you eat, the less you want to eat. Abstinence seems to suppress the appetite, somehow.
B: Well, I suspect what we ought to be doing is establishing a regular pattern of eating, instead of just grabbing what we can when we can.
A: Em, a sensible conventional diet. There’s no doubt that’s the way to go, so shall we now go and do something for a change? You name the restaurant and I’ll treat you to lunch.
B: That will be nice.