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W: Good afternoon, sir.
M: Good afternoon.
W: I wonder if you’d like to answer a few questions. We are doing a market survey. It won’t take very long.
M: Well, all right.
W: Well, it is a question about your sleeping habits.
M: Sleeping habits?
W: Yes. Just a few questions.
M: Well, I suppose that’s all right. Well. What do you want to know?
W: Right. How much time every day do you spend making the bed?
M: Well, I don’t make the bed. My wife makes the bed. She’s always made the bed. I don’t think men should be making beds, do you?
W: Yes, I agree with you. Does she spend a long time doing it?
M: She makes a lot of fuss about making the bed, but not very long. I suppose about a minute or so.
W: What do you do before you go to bed in the evening?
M: That’s a bit difficult, isn’t it? I suppose I read novels. Sometimes, you know talk and mess around.
W: What is the bed like when you wake up in the morning?
M: All wrinkled. I am quite a sleeper.
W: Your wife isn’t?
M: No, her side of the bed’s always in much more of a mess than mine.
W: I see. Do you sleep well at night?
M: No trouble at all.
W: But if you have a problem or if you can’t sleep, what do you do?
M: If I have a problem? Well, I try not to think about it I suppose.
W: You don’t have a method for falling asleep?
M: Well, you mean the old counting sheep and that?
W: Yes.
M: No, I just try and think of something else you know.
W: I see and do you wake up sometimes in the middle of the night?
M: No, never. Unless somebody comes to the door or the telephone rings, no, never.
W: And what do you do if you hear a strange noise at night?
M: I’d go down and have a look round.
W: Very brave.
M: No, I’d just he angry I think, being disturbed, worried about the house, you know. And my wife looks after children.
W: A responsible husband.
M: Thank you.
W: Right.
M: Goodbye.
W: Goodbye.