[originaltext] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard your Scenic Cruiser Bus

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard your Scenic Cruiser Bus to Saint Louis, Memphis, and New Orleans with changes in Saint Louis for Kansas City and points west.
    This coach is scheduled to arrive in Saint Louis at eight o’clock. You will have a fifteen minute rest stop at Bloomington at three o’clock and a half hour dinner stop at Springfield at five-thirty.
    Passengers on this Coach are scheduled to arrive in Memphis at seven o’clock tomorrow morning and in New Orleans at five o’clock tomorrow afternoon. Please don’t forget the number of your coach when re-boarding. That number is four-one-eight.
    Let me remind you that federal regulations prohibit smoking cigarettes or cigars anywhere in the coach:
    This coach is restroom-equipped for your comfort and convenience. Please watch your step when moving about in the coach. Relax and enjoy your trip, and thank you for traveling Scenic Cruiser Bus Lines.