[originaltext]W: I’d like to register the free speech you advertised in the new

W: I’d like to register the free speech you advertised in the newspaper, the one on managing our personal finances.
M: OK. Now the ad did say that you have to have a savings account at our bank. Do you have one here?
Q: What does the man mean?

W: Excuse me, did anybody find a black umbrella after the last show? I left it under my chair.
M: As a matter of fact, we did. Check it at the ticket counter. That’s where we turn in the lost-and-found items.
Q: What does the man suggest the woman do?