[originaltext]M: Time to eat!W: Coming. Oh, I’ m starving. Good, good. Oh yuck

M: Time to eat!
W: Coming. Oh, I’ m starving. Good, good. Oh yuck! What’s that?
M: Ah, now don’t complain!
W: But what is it, and where is mom?
M: Now, mom put me in charged dinner because she’s not feeling well tonight.
W: But what is it ... and that smell!
M: It’s pizza. I just followed an old family recipe here, and...
W: Let me see that... Oh, Dad. What? You’re missing a page!
M: Oh, uh, well, uh.. well I couldn’t find the second page of the recipe, but don’t worry. I have plenty of experience around the house. Plenty of experience cooking.
W: That’s not what mom says.
M: Well, wait, wait, here let me try a piece first. Here, let me, let me cool this off here. Ohhh, yeah. Oh, this is great stuff.
W: Yeah, right. Why are you making that face?
M: Well, well, it’s just, just a little rich for me. That’s all.
W: Let me try it, Dad. Uh. Dad. You put a little too much salt and sugar in it and besides it’s burned. Well, and what’s that?
M: Oh, well, well, that’s just part of my own adaptation to the recipe. I added some pumpkin.
W: Oh, not another one of your surprises. Pumpkin doesn’t go on pizza!
M: Well, okay, well, so what? Uh, what do we do now?
W: Well, how about some cold cereal ... You can’t mess up on that, Dad.