[originaltext]M: I’m not quite sure how to put this. But about that calculator

M: I’m not quite sure how to put this. But about that calculator you let me use, I dropped it. And now the "ON" button doesn’t light up.
W: Oh! That’s OK. It hasn’t been working right for some time now.
Q: What’s the man’s problem?

M: I wish I knew how to swim.
W: Why not sign up for the lessons offered by the physical education department?
Q: What does the woman suggest?