[originaltext]M: Have you seen my glasses? I can’t find them anywhere.W: Go in

M: Have you seen my glasses? I can’t find them anywhere.
W: Go in the bathroom and look in the mirror.
M: You mean I’ve got them on. How about that?
W: You are the most absent-minded person I have ever known.
M: I can’t deny it. I’d lose my head if it wasn’t attached to my shoulders.
W: I’ll never forget the time you went fishing and forgot to take you rod and reel.
M: I won’t forget it either but that’s not the most memorable example of my forgetfulness.
W: How about the time you started to leave without having any pants on?
M: No, that’s not it.
W: I’m tired of guessing, tell me.
M: You never would have guessed. I don’t believe I’ve ever told you about it though you were indirectly affected by the incident. I almost married my college sweetheart.
W: You are right. You have never told me about her.
M: Well, anyway, the day we were supposed to get married was such a beautiful day that I forgot all about the wedding and went fishing instead. The girl never forgave me.