[originaltext]W: Hello. 24th Precinct. Officer Jones speaking.M: Help. Yeah, u

W: Hello. 24th Precinct. Officer Jones speaking.
M: Help. Yeah, uh, it was wild, I mean really bizarre.
W: Calm down sir! Now, what do you want to report?
M: Well, I’d like to report a UFO sighting.
W: A what?
M: An unidentified flying object!
W: Wait, tell me exactly what you saw.
M: Well, I was driving home from a party about three hours ago, so it was about 2:00 a. m. , when I saw this bright light overhead.
W: Okay. And then what happened’?
M: Oh, man. Well, it was out of this world. I stopped to watch the light when it disappeared behind a hill about a kilometer ahead of me.
W: Now, how do you know it was a UFO? Perhaps you only saw the lights of an airplane, or the headlights of an approaching car. Things like that happen, you know.
M: Well if it was that, how de you explain "the BEAST"?
W: What do you mean, "the BEAST" ?
M: Okay. I kept driving for about five minutes when all of a sudden, this giant, hairy creature jumped out in front of my car.
W: Well, that’s the best story, I’ve heard all night, sir. Now, have you been taking any medication, drugs, or alcohol in the last 24 hours? You mentioned you went to a party.
M: What? Well, I did have a few beers, but I’m telling the truth. I’m not crazy.
W: Well, we’ll look into your story.