首页
登录
职称英语
If you could go on vacation as anyone you wanted, who would you choose? Joel
If you could go on vacation as anyone you wanted, who would you choose? Joel
游客
2023-10-15
18
管理
问题
If you could go on vacation as anyone you wanted, who would you choose? Joel Stain decided he’d make a great Ricky Martin. Welcome to Fantasy Island.
It’s an offer worthy of Mr. Roarke: Wyndham El San Juan Hotel & Casino, in Puerto Rico, has developed a three-night package in which you check in as a Celebrity.
The hotel puts no constraints on which name you choose, though President Clinton, Dracula, and Boy George have all been rejected.(Two men were permitted to come as Rodgers and Hart, so I’m not sure what the problem with George was.)I almost picked someone I admired, until I realized that a weekend as Wallace Shawn might not be a Dionysian romp.
Instead I chose Ricky Martin, because he’s big in Puerto Rico, and my girlfriend chose Jennifer Lopez, because I told her to.(It seemed more legitimate than when I make her pretend to be Jennifer Lopez at home.)I didn’t know much about Martin, so on the flight down I read ’ Entertainment Weekly’. I wasn’t happy about what I found out, and I don’t mean the meditation stuff.
Upon landing we were greeted by a hotel publicist and a driver, each holding a piece of paper that read Mr. Ricky Martin and Ms. Jennifer Lopez. The pomp was so unimpressive that no one at the Airport expected Ricky and J. Lo. The lack of a crowd was a lucky break, since the hotel had also sent a photographer who kept asking us to hold our placards and smile. Never have the words, ’ Ricky Martin’ and ’ giant loser’ seemed so interchangeable. On the five-minute drive to the hotel, the driver told us to sit back, relax, and reach into the white limo’s fridge for a cold can of Medalla Light. Celebrities really do live better.
At the hotel the publicist whisked us to the Texas-themed restaurant, the Ranch, built with real Connecticut barn wood. Nothing submerges you into the relaxing Caribbean lifestyle as much as Texan attitude and Northeastern barn wood. The manager gave us a complimentary platter of rattlesnake sausage and jalapeno poppers, which, I believe, are known as the food of celebrities. He blasted Martin’s song ’ She Bangs’ and made five waiters run over and ask me to dance, an unpleasant thing to demand of a celebrity, much less of someone pretending to be one. Then they led me to the mechanical bull, which I rode until I fell off...
Questions 66 to 70
Answer the following questions with the information given in the passage. [br] Are all conceivable names possible for checking in?
选项
答案
No.
解析
(第三段介绍,酒店对顾客挑选的角色并无限制,但克林顿、德古拉(吸血鬼小说中的主角)和乔治男孩(英国歌手)都已被拒绝。可见,扮演某些名人并非能住进酒店。)
转载请注明原文地址:https://tihaiku.com/zcyy/3100181.html
相关试题推荐
Pleasesweepupalltheglass______beforeanyonestepsonthem.A、chunksB、chips
Pleasesweepupalltheglass______beforeanyonestepsonthem.A、chunksB、chips
Therecanbe【D1】______anyonewhohasnotheardofyoga,and,whetheryouare
Therecanbe【D1】______anyonewhohasnotheardofyoga,and,whetheryouare
Therecanbe【D1】______anyonewhohasnotheardofyoga,and,whetheryouare
Therecanbe【D1】______anyonewhohasnotheardofyoga,and,whetheryouare
Goodmannersandetiquette(礼仪)arenotcomplicated.Anyonecan【D1】______cour
Goodmannersandetiquette(礼仪)arenotcomplicated.Anyonecan【D1】______cour
Goodmannersandetiquette(礼仪)arenotcomplicated.Anyonecan【D1】______cour
Goodmannersandetiquette(礼仪)arenotcomplicated.Anyonecan【D1】______cour
随机试题
WillChineseReplaceEnglish?ChineselanguagehasmanyadvantagesoverEuropean
Acetaminophen,normallyknownasitsbrandnameTylenolmightbepoisonousifpe
Thepromiseoffindinglong-termtechnologicalsolutionstotheproblemofw
无张力疝修补术的优势不包括A.复发率低 B.术后疼痛轻 C.无排斥反应 D
关于肾结核的手术治疗原则,下列不正确的是A.手术前应正规抗结核治疗 B.有泌尿
蓄电池应壳体无渗漏、变形,()腐蚀、松动,构架、护管()好。(A)连接条
期货公司首席风险官向()负责。A.中国期货业协会 B.期货交易所 C.
一般地,当其他因素不变时,市场利率上升,利率期货价格将()。A.上升 B.下
某招标文件规定6月30日为提交投标截止时间,6月20日某投标人发现收到的招标文件
建设项目竣工财务决算应编制基本建设项目概况表,下列选项中应计入基本建设项目概况表
最新回复
(
0
)