[originaltext]W: Mike! Look at the floor!M: What’s wrong with it?W: What’s wr

W: Mike! Look at the floor!
M: What’s wrong with it?
W: What’s wrong with it! It’s filthy!
M: Oh
W: It’s filthy because you never wipe your shoes.
M: Sorry, love.
W: what are you looking for now?
M: My cigarettes.
W: Well; they are not here. They are in the dustbin.
M: In the dustbin! Why?
W: Because there’s cigarette ash on every carpet in the house.
M: I don’t drop ash on the carpets.
W: Oh yes, you do. I know because I clean them. Anyway, cigarettes are a waste of money.
M: Maybe they are, but I earn the money! I work eight hours a day. Remember?
W: Well, what about my money then?
M: What do you mean by "your money"? You don’t go out to work, do you?
W: No, I don’t’ go out to work. I work fifteen hours a day ... Here.
M: Oh, I see so housework is different, is it? Housework doesn’t matter. Well you do it then.
W: Hey, wait a minute, love...