[originaltext]M: I overheard you talking about shoplifting, I’m a store detecti

M: I overheard you talking about shoplifting, I’m a store detective.
W: Really? Well, I’d hate to get anyone into trouble, but we did see that woman in the blue coat putting some things into her bag.
Q: Who is the person the man is talking to?

M: What’s the matter?
W: Oh, dear, it’s my favorite nephew. He’s got three feet.
M: Three feet? Surely that’s not possible.
W: Well, his mother has just written to tell me he’s grown another foot!
Q: What can we conclude about her nephew?