What kind of haircut did the man want? [originaltext]W: Hi. How can we help you

W: Hi. How can we help you today?
M: Yeah. I’d like to get my hair trimmed a little. Nothing fancy. Just a basic trim.
W: Well, can we interest you in today’s special?
M: Um... No...
W: We’ll shampoo, cut, and style your hair for an unbelievable low price of $9.99. Plus, we’ll give you a clean shave and a back massage to help you relax.
M: Well, I don’t know. I don’t have much time, and ...
W: Best service in town!
M: Okay, I’ll have the complete service today, but as I said before, I just want to get my hair trimmed. A little off the top and sides. That’s all. I mean, that’s all.
W: No problem. Relax. So, what do you do for a living?
M: I’m a lawyer, specializing in workplace accidents, and I’m in town for an interview for a new job, and ... Hey, what happened to my hair? Are you even a licensed beautician?
W: Well, sir. We offer a money-back guarantee on all our work, so if you’re not completely satisfied...
M: Satisfied? I’m anything but satisfied. How in the world am I supposed to go to a job interview looking like this?