首页
登录
职称英语
If you could go on vacation as anyone you wanted, who would you choose? Joel
If you could go on vacation as anyone you wanted, who would you choose? Joel
游客
2023-10-15
53
管理
问题
If you could go on vacation as anyone you wanted, who would you choose? Joel Stain decided he’d make a great Ricky Martin. Welcome to Fantasy Island.
It’s an offer worthy of Mr. Roarke: Wyndham El San Juan Hotel & Casino, in Puerto Rico, has developed a three-night package in which you check in as a Celebrity.
The hotel puts no constraints on which name you choose, though President Clinton, Dracula, and Boy George have all been rejected.(Two men were permitted to come as Rodgers and Hart, so I’ m not sure what the problem with George was.)I almost picked someone I admired, until I realized that a weekend as Wallace Shawn might not be a Dionysian romp.
Instead I chose Ricky Martin, because he’ s big in Puerto Rico, and my girlfriend chose Jennifer Lopez, because I told her to.(It seemed more legitimate than when I make her pretend to be Jennifer Lopez at home.)I didn ’ t know much about Martin, so on the flight down I read ’ Entertainment Weekly’. I wasn’ t happy about what I found out, and I don’ t mean the meditation stuff.
Upon landing we were greeted by a hotel publicist and a driver, each holding a piece of paper that read Mr. Ricky Martin and Ms Jennifer Lopez. The pomp was so unimpressive that no one at the Airport expected Ricky and J. Lo. The lack of a crowd was a lucky break, since the hotel had also sent a photographer who kept asking us to hold our placards and smile. Never have the words, ’ Ricky Martin’ and ’ giant loser’ seemed so interchangeable. On the five-minute drive to the hotel, the driver told us to sit back, relax, and reach into the white limo’ s fridge for a cold can of Medalla Light. Celebrities really do live better.
At the hotel the publicist whisked us to the Texas-themed restaurant, the Ranch, built with real Connecticut barn wood. Nothing submerges you into the relaxing Caribbean lifestyle as much as Texan attitude and Northeastern barn wood. The manager gave us a complimentary platter of rattlesnake sausage and jalapeno poppers, which, I believe, are known as the food of celebrities. He blasted Martin’ s song ’ She Bangs’ and made five waiters run over and ask me to dance, an unpleasant thing to demand of a celebrity, much less of someone pretending to be one. Then they led me to the mechanical bull, which I rode until I fell off. ... [br] Are all conceivable names possible for checking in?
选项
答案
No
解析
(第三段介绍,酒店对顾客挑选的角色并无限制,但克林顿、德古拉(吸血鬼小说中的主角)和乔治男孩(英国歌手)都已被拒绝。可见,扮演某些名人并非能住进酒店。)
转载请注明原文地址:http://tihaiku.com/zcyy/3101318.html
相关试题推荐
在我们认识的人当中,你能找出任何像他一样有天赋的人吗?(定语从句)Amongthoseweknow,canyoufindanyonewhois
Pleasesweepupalltheglass______beforeanyonestepsonthem.A、chunksB、chips
Howmanyessaytitlescanstudentschoosefromfortheirfirstassignment?[br]
Howmanyessaytitlescanstudentschoosefromfortheirfirstassignment?[br]
Howmanyessaytitlescanstudentschoosefromfortheirfirstassignment?[br]
Howmanyessaytitlescanstudentschoosefromfortheirfirstassignment?[orig
Pleasesweepupalltheglass______beforeanyonestepsonthem.A、chunksB、chips
Studentscanchoosefromabouttenessaystitlesfortheirfirstassignment.[br
Studentscanchoosefromabouttenessaystitlesfortheirfirstassignment.[br
Somepeoplemaychoosetoliveonwaterforthepleasureandenjoymentofha
随机试题
A—employeeturnoverB—life-longemploymentC—roleconflict
Theconceptoftelevision,_____images
崔老师在“制作Flash动画一引导层动画”课程教学结尾时,布置了一个创作任务并且
证券市场监管的( )原则要求证券监管机构应当对一切被监管对象给予公正待遇。A.
被誉为“久泻久痢之涩肠止泻之圣药”的是()。 A、罂粟壳 B、五倍子 C、
鞭毛的主要化学成分是( )。A.多糖 B.类脂A C.脂多糖 D.蛋白质
关于利息与利率,下列说法错误的是()。A、利率是单位本金经过一个计息周期后的增值
银团贷款是指由两家或两家以上银行基于相同贷款条件,依据同一贷款合同,按照约定时间
下列关于个人助学贷款的规定,正确的有()。 A.个人助学贷款分为国家助
储蓄业务应遵循的原则()。 A.存款有息B.采取实名制 C.存款自愿D
最新回复
(
0
)