[originaltext]M: Oh, man. It’s really not my day!W: Having a bad hair day (不如意

M: Oh, man. It’s really not my day!
W: Having a bad hair day (不如意的一天，不愉快的一天)?
M: You have no idea! I woke up late because I didn’t hear my alarm, and then I realized I’d forgotten to pick up my suit from the dry cleaner’s.
W: So you rushed out of the apartment to grab your suit and…
M: I closed the door without taking my keys!
W: So you’re locked out of your apartment?
M: Yep. But that was only the beginning of my troubles.
W: Tell me more.
M: Well, I was still running late for work, so I hailed a cab (叫出租车). I got here 45 minutes late and had no choice but to wear this T-shirt and jeans. The boss gave me a funny look when I came in. So who knows? Maybe I’ll get fired today as well!
W: You poor thing! You really are having a bad day!
M: But it gets worse! As soon as I sat down at my desk, I noticed my wallet was missing.
W: No way!
M: Yep. It’s gone.
W: Did you leave it in the taxi?
M: That’s what I first assumed, but that doesn’t make sense because I paid the cabby (出租车司机) with money from my wallet.
W: So you simply misplaced it?
M: Nope. Just as I was walking from the cab to the front door of our office building, a guy bumped into me.
W: Oh, no! You got hit by a pickpocket (扒手)!
M: Yep. After I put two and two together I realized that was exactly what happened. He bumped up against me, so I wouldn’t notice he stole my wallet.
W: Wow, Harry, this might just be the worst day of your life!
M: I know! Well, when it rains it pours! Now my cell phone is out of power! And of course, I left my charger (充电器) at home. And I don’t have any money! I don’t even know how I’m getting home tonight.
W: I can lend you some money.
M: Thanks, Cindy. That’s very kind of you.
W: Not at all! Did you cancel your credit cards?
M: Not yet.
W: You’d better get on the phone and do that as soon as possible. You don’t want some thieves going on a shopping spree (疯狂购物) with your cards.
M: No, I certainly don’t. Do you think I should report the theft to the police?
W: Well, to be honest, the chance of getting your wallet back is low, but you might want to report it anyway. Maybe the cops will eventually catch the guy.
M: OK, I’ll do that during my lunch break. Wow, what a day!
W: Keep your chin up, Harry. I know it’s been a rough day for you, but someday you’ll be able to laugh about this.
M: I hope so. Thanks for being a good friend.
1. Why did the man get up late?
2. Why did the man wear his T-shirt and jeans to work?
3. When did the man realize his wallet was missing?
4. What is wrong with the man’s phone?
5. What does the woman suggest the man do as soon as possible?