[originaltext]M: Yes, I’d like to report a theft.W: Okay. Can you tell me exac

M: Yes, I’d like to report a theft.
W: Okay. Can you tell me exactly what happened?
M: Well, I was walking home from wonk two days ago, when this woman knocked me right off my feet, grabbed my stuff, and ran off through the trees. I was so surprised that I didn’t go after her.
W: Yeah. Can you describe the woman for me?
M: Yeah. He was about a hundred and ninety centimeters tall...
W: Wait. You said a woman robbed you.
M: Well, I’m not really sure. The person was wearing a white and black dot dress, a light red sweater over it, and she... or he... was wearing a pair of basketball shoes.
W: What else can you tell me?
M: The person was of heavy build, with long wavy hair. She... or he... was probably in his or her late 30’s. I didn’t get a good leak at the person’s face, but well...
W: What? Was there something else?
M: Well, the person... had a heard.
W: Ah! What was taken exactly?
M: Just my left shoe. Strange, isn’t it?
W: Ah. The "bearded woman" has struck again!
M: The "bearded woman"?
W: Yeah. It’s this man who dresses up like a woman and, for some unknown reason, removes the left shoe from his victims. He won’t hurt others and usually returns the shoe to the crime scene a couple of days later.
M: Hey, he can keep my shoe, and I’ll just take off my left shoe every time I walk through the park.