[originaltext]W: Hello. Officer Jones speaking.M: Well, I’d like to report a U

W: Hello. Officer Jones speaking.
M: Well, I’d like to report a UFO sighting.
W: A what? M: A UFO! When I was driving hone from a party three hours ago at 6:30, I saw this bright light overhead. It disappeared behind a hill, so 1 started driving toward where the UFO landed.
W: Now, how do you know it was a UFO? Perhaps you only saw the lights of an airplane.
M: Well if it was that, how do you explain "the BEAST"?
W: What do you mean, "the BEAST"?
M: Okay. I kept driving for about five minutes when suddenly, this giant, hairy creature jumped out in front of my car.
W: Then what? M: Well, then, the beast picked up the front of my car and said, "Get out of the car. I’m taking yon to my master!" Something like that.
W: Wow? A hairy beast who can speak English?
M: I’m not making this up. Then, the beast opened the car door, carried me on his shoulders to the UFO, and fiat’s when I woke up alongside the road. The beast must lave knocked me out and left me there.
W: Well, that’s the best story I’ve heard all night, sir. Have you been taking any drugs or alcohol in the last 24 hours? You mentioned you went to a party.
M: What? Well, I did have a few beers, but I’m telling the troth.
W: Okay, okay. We have a great doctor that deals with THESE kinds of cases. Thank you for your story.