[originaltext] A man had to go to the court, and he asked his lawyer which j

A man had to go to the court, and he asked his lawyer which judge he would have in the case. His lawyer told him and asked, "Don’t you know him?"
    "I don’t know him", said the man, "but I want to send him a bottle of wine."
    The lawyer was terribly shocked. "You can’t do that," he said," you would seriously break the law, and you would surely lose the case. "Some weeks later, the case was heard, and the man won. As he was leaving the court, he said to his lawyer, "My present to the judge was quite successful, wasn’t it?"
    The lawyer was even more shocked than before, and said, "What? Did you really scud the judge that wine after I told you?"
    "Yes, .certainly. "The man answered. "But I put my opponent’s name on the card which I sent with the wine."