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W: You don’t feel very well, do you? You are shaking. Have you got a fever?
M: Oh, no. But my stomach hurts. Maybe the seafood didn’t agree with me.
Q: What does the woman think caused the man’s discomfort?

W: Here’s a riddle: You love deep-sea fishing in Florida, and you’re crazy about skiing in Canada, but you can’t afford even one vacation home. What do you do?
M: I buy a share in two holiday homes, so I own a week or more at each place. Time-sharing is the way many people afford seemingly expensive holidays.
Q: What advice does the man give for people unable to afford expensive holiday homes?